How NOT to Approach a Woman

Alright guys, so let's say you're on your way to work one morning and you stop by the nearest Starbucks to grab a bagel, and you notice a beautiful woman sitting by herself at one of the tables. You're feeling confident and want to approach her, but HOW?! You obviously don't want to look like an idiot the first time you open your mouth so lets talk about which pick up lines NOT to use. 

Cheeeeesy pickup lines:

"Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

"Can I have your phone number because I seem to have lost mine?"

"You must be from Tennessee because you're the only TEN I see"

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Creepy pickup lines that could get the police called on you:

If I weren't so romantic I'd shoot you.

Why don't you surprise your roommate/parents and not go home tonight?

Sex is a killer. wanna die happy? (Or really, any sexual pickup lines)

If I follow you home will you keep me?

If you don't want to get rejected after the first five words come out of your mouth, then you should definitely stray away from all of these pickup lines and anything like them.